家里出了个诗人

这是该诗人的人生中的第一首诗，时年六岁。写的诗用网络流行语说，这叫恶俗。

题目："What Would You Do If Someone Poops On You?"

What would you do if someone poops on you?
Why die, of couse.
What would you do if someone poops on you?
Die like a horse.
What would you do if someone poops on you?
Eat your face.
What would you do if someone poops on you?
You are a vase.