今天得来的宝贝

公司有个老头子，掌管文件工作的。总是一脸严肃的跟人开玩笑。

我跑去问他，“What does BS mean?”

- “You really don't know?”

- "I really don't know."

- "Well, BS means BULLSHIT."

- "ohhh...," 我恍然大悟状，“I heard the xxx director said BS in the meeting today.”

- "What did he say?"

- "He said, 'when I got my BS degree...' "

几个同事哄然大笑。

另外一个老头子说， “Well, he's about right. MS means More of the Same.”

"How about PhD?"

"Power, Higher and Deeper!"

然后那个管文件的老头子就把他的宝贝，这个印章，送给我。 雕刻颇精美。他用了多年。每遇到他不喜欢的，觉得愚蠢的文件，他就盖上这个章。 现在我有这个宝贝，可以给那些不喜欢的文件盖章了。